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<p>[QUOTE="seher, post: 204355, member: 128717"]</p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">sen makine mühendisiydin degil mi? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- evet </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- bizim çamaşır makinesi bozuldu<img src="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" data-url="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" class="bbImage " style="" alt="" title="" /> bir ara gelip </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">bakarsın artık </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">*.-yaw sen inşaat mühendisiydin dimi? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- evet?? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- baksana bu bina yıkılırmı? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- ne biiiim ben<img src="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" data-url="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" class="bbImage " style="" alt="" title="" /> bisürü testi var bu işin öle </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">karpuza vurur gibi </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">anlaşılmaz bu işler! </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- ne biçim mühendissin len sen? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">-....... </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">*.-bilgisayar mühendisiyim. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">-ne ?! waooow cok etkilendim. .. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">-yok ya o kadar da degil saol yine de eki eki eki </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">-ya benim şu eski sevgilinin hotmailine nasıl </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">girerim? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- sus bi cay koy ya </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">> </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">*.-ne cikacan mezun olunca? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">-gemi insaat muhendisi. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">-ha<img src="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" data-url="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" class="bbImage " style="" alt="" title="" /> kaptan felan yani. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">-yok eben. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">*.-meslegin ne evladim? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">-kimya muhendisiyim amca. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">-sabun<img src="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" data-url="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" class="bbImage " style="" alt="" title="" /> sampuan felan. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- yok amca oole degil daha bi zor. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">*.- ne muhendisisin sen abi ya? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- kimya muhendisiyim. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- e peki soylesene abi cama$ir suyunda ne var? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">icerik olarak yani? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- ac arkasini oku. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- hmm<img src="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" data-url="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" class="bbImage " style="" alt="" title="" /> bunlar bunlar bunlar varmi$<img src="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" data-url="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" class="bbImage " style="" alt="" title="" /> zararli midir </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">bunlar? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- degildir. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- icebilir miyim yani $imdi? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- icebilirsin tabi guvenle<img src="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" data-url="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" class="bbImage " style="" alt="" title="" /> kana kana ic... </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- yandim abi yaniyorum! </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- geber </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">> </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">*.- ne mühendisisin? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- gemi inşaat. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- aaa süper. şu titanic olayını bi de senden </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">dinleyelim. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">*.- ne mühendisisin? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- bilgisayar </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- ya<img src="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" data-url="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" class="bbImage " style="" alt="" title="" /> geçen gün bilgisayarima virüs girmiş.. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- senin gibi yaklaşık 100 milyon insana da girdi.. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- nasıl yani?? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- boşver sen<img src="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" data-url="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" class="bbImage " style="" alt="" title="" /> antivirus yükle.. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">*.-ne muhendisisin? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">-endustri muhendisi </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">-ne endustrisi? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">-...la havle </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">*.arkeoloji bolumde okuyan bir kisi tarafindan<img src="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" data-url="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" class="bbImage " style="" alt="" title="" /> </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">bilgisayar </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">muhendisliginde okuyan bir kisiye yoneltilmis soru: </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- abi sen bilgisayar muhendisliginde okuyordun dimi? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- evet. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- size hacker 'lik yapmayi ogretiyorlar mi<img src="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" data-url="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" class="bbImage " style="" alt="" title="" /> boyle </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">bir ders var mi? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- sizde tarihi eser kacakciligi diye bir ders var </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">mi? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">-?! </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">*.- ne mühendisisin? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- bilgisayar </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- bu bilgisayarlar nasıl çalışıyorlar kuzum? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- içlerinde elektronik devreler var<img src="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" data-url="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" class="bbImage " style="" alt="" title="" /> ikili mantığa </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">göre... </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- ??! </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- boşver<img src="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" data-url="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" class="bbImage " style="" alt="" title="" /> sen tak fişi çalışır onlar.. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">*.- </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">>< </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">nedir bolumun? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- maden muhendisligi </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- hadi ordan kostebek! </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- ... </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">*.- bilgisayar mühendisliğini kazandığına göre çok </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">zeki olmalısın </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- yok ya o kadar değil </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- salak mısın yani </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">*.-senin okuduğun bölüm ne yiğenim? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">-genetik mühendisliği diyorlar teyzecim. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">-vah vah tıp fakültesi tutturamadınmı yavrum<img src="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" data-url="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" class="bbImage " style="" alt="" title="" /> boyle </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">geretik mühendis </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">olucan. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">-kandan cerahatten pek hoşlanmam. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">>*.-hmm yazilim muhendisligi nasil oluyor o? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">>+bilgisayar yazilimi uzerine. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">>-yazi mi yaziyorsun yani bilgisayarda? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">>+evet yazi yaziyorum bilgisayarda.(la havle) </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">> </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">> </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">*.- ne okuyorsun sen? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- peyzaj mimarlığı </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- ne yapar o? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- doğal çevreyi bozmadan insan gereksinimlerini </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">karşılamak için </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">incelemeler ve planlar yapar. kentlerdeki parkların<img src="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" data-url="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" class="bbImage " style="" alt="" title="" /> </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">bahçelerin<img src="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" data-url="http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif" class="bbImage " style="" alt="" title="" /> tarım </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">alanlarının ve yolların.... </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #4b0082">- ha yani bahçıvan olucan!</span></span></strong></p><p><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite7" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue :p" data-shortname=":p" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite7" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue :p" data-shortname=":p" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite7" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue :p" data-shortname=":p" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p><p>[/QUOTE]</p>
[QUOTE="seher, post: 204355, member: 128717"] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#4b0082]sen makine mühendisiydin degil mi? - evet - bizim çamaşır makinesi bozuldu[IMG]http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif[/IMG] bir ara gelip bakarsın artık *.-yaw sen inşaat mühendisiydin dimi? - evet?? - baksana bu bina yıkılırmı? - ne biiiim ben[IMG]http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif[/IMG] bisürü testi var bu işin öle karpuza vurur gibi anlaşılmaz bu işler! - ne biçim mühendissin len sen? -....... *.-bilgisayar mühendisiyim. -ne ?! waooow cok etkilendim. .. -yok ya o kadar da degil saol yine de eki eki eki -ya benim şu eski sevgilinin hotmailine nasıl girerim? - sus bi cay koy ya > *.-ne cikacan mezun olunca? -gemi insaat muhendisi. -ha[IMG]http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif[/IMG] kaptan felan yani. -yok eben. *.-meslegin ne evladim? -kimya muhendisiyim amca. -sabun[IMG]http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif[/IMG] sampuan felan. - yok amca oole degil daha bi zor. . *.- ne muhendisisin sen abi ya? - kimya muhendisiyim. - e peki soylesene abi cama$ir suyunda ne var? icerik olarak yani? - ac arkasini oku. - hmm[IMG]http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif[/IMG] bunlar bunlar bunlar varmi$[IMG]http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif[/IMG] zararli midir bunlar? - degildir. - icebilir miyim yani $imdi? - icebilirsin tabi guvenle[IMG]http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif[/IMG] kana kana ic... - yandim abi yaniyorum! - geber > *.- ne mühendisisin? - gemi inşaat. - aaa süper. şu titanic olayını bi de senden dinleyelim. *.- ne mühendisisin? - bilgisayar - ya[IMG]http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif[/IMG] geçen gün bilgisayarima virüs girmiş.. - senin gibi yaklaşık 100 milyon insana da girdi.. - nasıl yani?? - boşver sen[IMG]http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif[/IMG] antivirus yükle.. *.-ne muhendisisin? -endustri muhendisi -ne endustrisi? -...la havle *.arkeoloji bolumde okuyan bir kisi tarafindan[IMG]http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif[/IMG] bilgisayar muhendisliginde okuyan bir kisiye yoneltilmis soru: - abi sen bilgisayar muhendisliginde okuyordun dimi? - evet. - size hacker 'lik yapmayi ogretiyorlar mi[IMG]http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif[/IMG] boyle bir ders var mi? - sizde tarihi eser kacakciligi diye bir ders var mi? -?! *.- ne mühendisisin? - bilgisayar - bu bilgisayarlar nasıl çalışıyorlar kuzum? - içlerinde elektronik devreler var[IMG]http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif[/IMG] ikili mantığa göre... - ??! - boşver[IMG]http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif[/IMG] sen tak fişi çalışır onlar.. *.- >< nedir bolumun? - maden muhendisligi - hadi ordan kostebek! - ... *.- bilgisayar mühendisliğini kazandığına göre çok zeki olmalısın - yok ya o kadar değil - salak mısın yani *.-senin okuduğun bölüm ne yiğenim? -genetik mühendisliği diyorlar teyzecim. -vah vah tıp fakültesi tutturamadınmı yavrum[IMG]http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif[/IMG] boyle geretik mühendis olucan. -kandan cerahatten pek hoşlanmam. >*.-hmm yazilim muhendisligi nasil oluyor o? >+bilgisayar yazilimi uzerine. >-yazi mi yaziyorsun yani bilgisayarda? >+evet yazi yaziyorum bilgisayarda.(la havle) > > *.- ne okuyorsun sen? - peyzaj mimarlığı - ne yapar o? - doğal çevreyi bozmadan insan gereksinimlerini karşılamak için incelemeler ve planlar yapar. kentlerdeki parkların[IMG]http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif[/IMG] bahçelerin[IMG]http://www.ilahiyatforum.com/forum/images/smilies/virguli.gif[/IMG] tarım alanlarının ve yolların.... - ha yani bahçıvan olucan![/COLOR][/FONT][/B] :p:D:p:D:p:D [/QUOTE]
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